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(Episode 3)
This is the message I want to relay to you today.
Be a super man who is willing to go to the supermarket for his kids than be Superman.
And stack up on your smileage. Smile and mileage is smileage.
Having a sense of humor is your best weapon.
Now, if you talk often with your children...
can you please raise your hands for me?
Whoa! There's a lot more hands than I thought.
Then out the people who raised their hands...
how many of your believe you and your child have the same sense of humor?
I was really moved that day.
I had a feeling Ik-hee and I were growing further and further apart.
But I got a sense of relief when I felt as if I was doing a good job of being a dad.
Our society's fast evolvement can be seen by newly coined phrases or words.
According to a survey...
Ik-hee! Can I talk to you for a second?
- Do you want me to tell you something funny? - No, don't.
Let me tell you.
You know Lee Na-young, who married Won Bin?
She never goes to the dentist.
Do you know why?
Even when her...
teeth fall out...
Lee Na-young.
It's funny, isn't it! So funny!
Are you drunk, dad?
It wasn't funny?
Then I'll tell you another one.
Do you know how Gundam robot fights bad guys?
Gundam starts a fight with them. Get it? Gundam!
- Wow, amazing. - Isn't it amazing?
Mom!
Hurry and get dad out of my room!
Why?
Then, I have five more for you.
What?
I was talking with Ik-hee.
- She says she was being tortured. - She wasn't!
- Do you know how much fun we were having? - Were you telling her old jokes?
Can you please stop? Those are so old!
You just don't know what you're talking about.
Humor is an important to communicating with your kids.
You don't even understand what she says. Communication my butt.
What?
No way.
I understand everything.
A recent survey shows that 4 out of 10 people use newly coined words.
Currently, The National Institute of Korean Language...
has began categorizing these words.
But these words create a generation gap and...
people who don't know them are considered old.
What's your opinion on newly coined words?
I know them all.
We had words like yaja, hakju, damtaengyi and goondaeria.
We had them all.
Those new coined words are a piece of cake.
Mom, I need $30.
Not $10 but $30? You act as if you lent me money.
I need bukachu and I need to buy Min-suh's saengsun.
I don't have anymore money. Here, take $10.
- What about saengsun? - I don't know.
Please, mom!
Just give her something from the freezer.
Dad, do you even know what saengsun is?
Saengsun stands for birthday present.
Of course I knew that!
- I was joking. - I don't think you knew.
I said I knew.
The soup is good.
It's stew.
I thought it was salty.
Mom, please give it to me.
Give Min-suh moonsang for her present then.
Did someone die in Min-suh's family?
I knew what you meant! I do. I was just joking.
I knew all the newly coined words too.
Na Ik-hee, you'll be totally late today.
Hurry and get to school before you get in trouble.
I'm so disgusted.
Ik-hee! Have a nice day!
- What is moonsang? - A gift certificate!
Do you know all those words?
Well, I don't know all of them. But I bet you I know a lot more than you.
- Mr. Na? - Yeah?
Documents for your authorization.
- Mr. Park. - Yes?
- Do you know what bucachoong is? - Isn't that recharging your bus card?
- What about saengpa? - Birthday party.
- Where did you learn that? - I didn't. I know them from my nephew.
I used to live at my sister's before getting married.
Are you familiar with these words, Mr. Choi?
Jalalmot.
Whoa, Mr. Choi!
Jalalmot. I don't know them very well.
What the...
How did you learn them, Mr. Choi?
It came naturally after raising him.
What are you raising?
Did you have another child without letting us know?
He's raising a game character these days.
I almost got into fights with school kids. That's how I learned it.
Do I need to start playing games too?
- Why do you want to learn them? - To communicate with my daughter.
- But I don't understand anything she says. - Look it up online.
Kids these days record their parents trying to...
speak new coined words and have fun watching them.
Really?
- Whoa. - Why? What is it?
Look at what my dad sent.
Haha. Woolgeupchoong. Where are you?
Whoa! Amazing.
Did you dad just say call you an under-rated student?
Why would he ask where I am when he saw me going to school?
Geez.
What's this? How come there isn't anyone to talk to? Mr. Park, what's this?
The person left the chat room.
Why? Why did she leave?
I don't think you have time for that. Our market research presentation is due.
I'll do it.
(Bujung=bus stop)
Daughter!
Hey there!
How are you two coming in together?
Oh! I coincidentally met her at the bujung.
What's bujung?
Stay out of it if you don't know.
Why aren't you guys including me?
Why? Are you jealous? Daughters and dad usually communicate better.
Isn't that right, my daughter?
I guess we are today.
Then can you please soogup me?
Sure, why not.
What does soogup mean?
It's something between me and her.
Angu anmu.
I always thought that I would be closer...
to our daughter who is going through her teenage years.
I need to be on my toes.
What time do you finish today, Ik-hee?
Around 8 after I get off of my tutoring class.
I should get home around the same time.
- You're anmuangu. - What?
Why do you want to know what time I get off?
I was planning going to moonsen and...
wanted to buy you a new outfit.
- Really? Me too! Let's go together. - Okay. Then I'll see you at 7:30 at gotuh.
Alright!
(Anmuangu: Didn't ask & don't care) - (Moonsen: Department store)
(Gotuh: Bus terminal)
(Anmuangu? Moonsen? Gotuh?)
Today, I remembered why The Korean War happened.
Yes! It was because we were off-guard.
I think I need tutoring from a native speaker.
Mr. Na, I don't think this is right.
Why can't I buy pizza for your nephew? It's because I like him.
You've never even seen him before.
You have to be here this weekend for the new product report.
We can get together during lunch. Tell them I'll buy pizza for them.
I won't have enough time to finish the report if I have pizza with you.
Mr. Park, my pride as a father is depending on this.
I'm begging you.
Tell him to stop, Mr. Choi. It doesn't make sense he's doing this because of words.
I can't help you, but does your nephew know Dunpa?
(Dunpa: an online game species)
How dare you tell your old mother to come back and forth?
Come and get it if you want it. It's too cold to be out these days.
I'm sorry. I just don't have the time to go back and forth.
I'm studying these days.
You never studied before.
If you had studied like that in school, you'd be a judge by now.
Can't you be quiet, mom? I'm getting confused!
Real, 0720, duktong, dukgamot, gotdingjat. Juluh! Juluh!
It's not a foreign language. You sound vulgar.
Ukhooduk and udduhkangduh.
Weren't we going to a pizza place?
Kids these days like coffee shops better than pizza.
It's better since coffee is cheaper than pizza.
- Can we order? - Yeah. I'm buying so get what you want.
Are you guys allowed to drink coffee? You're only freshmen.
- Whoa. - Whoa! Did you hear what he said?
Alright, go ahead. Well, when I was your age...
I used to take sips of my dad's delivery coffee when he worked the fields.
- Go ahead an order. - Alright, let's go.
- An Americano for me. - Me too.
- What about you guys? - Can I get a dda-ah?
Dda-ah?
That's not on the menu.
- It's hot Americano. - Oh! Dda-ah.
- What about you? - Caramel snow with hazelnut syrup...
with chocolate syrup and whipped cream. Lot's of whipped cream please.
I'd like a java chip snow with lost of chocolate and java chips.
Lots of chocolate chips with whipped cream?
- Wait. Can you guys drink all of that? - Excuse me?
How many are you guys ordering?
- We're ordering one. - Don't you know akma beverage?
Of course I know!
- And you, Mr. Choi? - Add an ahahshoo for me.
What is an ahah?
Ice Americano with an added shot.
Oh! I see. Did you get all of that?
- Yes. - How much is it?
- That comes out to $43.80. - Wait a second.
How much?
Why is this so expensive?
It's more expensive than I thought.
Here. Now, you guys can talk comfortably.
I'll start writing it down so speak slowly.
Do you understand now?
Then I'll test you.
Gonari.
Wait. What was it?
To take care of!
What about bugeum?
- It's background music. - That's right.
Then what about ewa?
Geez, what was it?
It means you're going overboard! Over!
Then how about seuleungheundeul? (I love you)
- What was it? Pass. - Wow!
- There's no answer for him. - Let's just go.
He's getting worse, he isn't funny, there's no answer for him and this is boring.
Shut up Malfoy!
Whoa! He's hardcarry.
(Hardcarry: An unrivaled leading character)
The side dishes aren't very good.
Just eat what's been given to you.
You're kind of scary.
You're just as scary.
You can try, but you're...
- never going to beat me. - You should stop yourself before you go too far.
I wanted runaway since I was so embarrassed.
They learned phrases online.
I don't even understand them.
It must be hard on you.
Geez.
It's too hard trying to raise my parents.
Looking at current market trends, our company's new product...
can be seen as a positive opportunity (real gaeggul) for our us.
Our label design is also very nice (ganji) pleasing (soldaeoh) as well.
We can introduce (sijeon) our new product through special events...
especially for our long time loyal customers (ohduk).
I thought everyone was moved by my presentation.
Especially our executive director...
who kept having...
eye contact with me.
For a long time.
Hello.
Oh my. Hello.
Excuse me...
- Hello! - Oh, hello!
Hello. Sorry, I was in the middle of something.
- Are you going to your tutoring lesson? - Yes. How are you?
What was so fun that you didn't even notice us saying hello?
I was studying something for Ik-hee.
Oh yes! You're absolutely right! It's hard trying to keep up with their studies.
Parents need to do prerequisite learning if they want to help with homework.
- Excuse me? - That's why when he gets group tutoring...
I go and study with other moms.
Well, I was just....
Yes! It's still easy since she's still in junior high school.
You don't have to study yet.
I wasn't studying.
Bo-ram, do you use newly coined words as well?
- Excuse me? - Oops!
Bo-ram used to be President of his school.
How could you ask such a low quality question?
Well...
I heard all kids use it these days.
Kids who use those phrases are the one's who are strange.
Are you saying Ik-hee uses those words?
Of course not! I just asked since I was curious.
I need to sort through my recyclables. You go ahead please.
Yes, I'll see you again. Bye!
Alright. See you, Bo-ram.
Are you okay, honey?
Nope. I'm not okay.
What were you thinking when you used those words at work?
You should've been careful.
It just came out. I was nervous so I didn't even know I was saying them.
Honey, let's...
stop using newly coined words from now on.
- Real? - Stop!
But if we want to communicate with Ik-hee...
Those words show up and disappear all the time? How can we keep up?
We're still okay with Ik-hee even if we don't use those words.
So, let's stop using them. Okay?
Are you trying to get on Ik-hee's good side without me?
Stop!
I'm being serious right now.
You're doing perfectly fine.
I'm saying you're a good father.
You always cover her back up with her blanket after you use the restroom...
and you even tell her your old man jokes too.
She didn't like my old man jokes.
Then find something that Ik-hee likes.
Like what?
For example...
like rapping.
Ik-hee is totally into rappers these days.
Rap?
Oh! Ik-hee, what's up?
Not things like that! Raps that kids like these days.
This is...
really hard.
How's this different than learning newly coined words?
I have to study again.
This is...
really too hard.
Mr. Na. Are you okay?
I think the after-effects of his presentation hit him hard.
What do you think? Do I look like a rapper?
You look like a singer who just finished a Southeast Asian tour.
If you're done, I'm going to work now.
What's with this reaction?
Do you know how to rap?
Geez.
- Show us what you can do. - I don't know. - Come on!
Just do one.
I'll just do a little bit.
You're worse than me!
- I'm much better, aren't I? - You're about the same.
I'll teach you.
Stand over here.
You two have no fundamentals. The foundation of rapping is swag.
Whoa! I didn't know you were so talented.
Mr. Park...
- you look like Infinite's Hoya. - I'm better than him.
Teach me, Mr. Park. Teach me as fast as you can today.
I don't know if we can do that all in one day.
First, follow me since your posture is important.
You need to look up. Like you're arrogant. You too, Gil-hyun. Hand up here.
Start bouncing when you're like this.
You should frown. Yes, frown. Yes, like you're no better than me.
- Watch me, Ik-hee. - Watch him.
I'm watching, just do it.
Good. Put your hands up!
I'll show you what rapping is all about.
What did you think, Ik-hee?
- Can I be honest? - Yeah.
Don't ever do this again.
I'm going to bed.
Ik-hee?
Yes, I'll send the documents tomorrow.
No, I'm not sick.
My feelings were hurt by...
No. No, it's not that.
I'll give you a call tomorrow.
Bye.
I think Mr. Na...
is bipolar.
We have a company dinner tonight. Will he be okay?
Geez, my one and only daughter...
I don't think he'll be okay.
How could she not notice...
all her father's efforts?
Geez.
Ready? Cheers!
Hey, Mr. Na!
Since you made a mistake during your presentation...
I'll give you a chance to make it up.
- Sing a song for us. - Yes, sir!
I'll sing a song for you!
A song for our executive director, Vice-President and Director of Headquarters!
You reek of alcohol! How much did you drink? It's only 12 o'clock!
He started drinking a lot from the beginning.
He must've been really upset.
- I'm sorry for troubling you, Mr. Park. - It's no trouble.
Be quiet! You're going to wake the neighbors! What's wrong with you?
What's wrong, mom? Is dad drunk?
You must be Ik-hee. Na Ik-hee, right?
I know your name because Mr. Na always brags about his daughter.
People usually say that with some pocket money.
You're being rude, Na Ik-hee! I'm sorry, she's just being a teenager.
- She's cute. - Na Ik-hee!
Your dad is going to rap for you.
Please don't rap.
I told you not to rap! You're being too noisy!
Can you help me take him inside, Mr. Park?
- Of course, of course. - Thank you so much.
Go to bed, Na Ik-hee.
Geez. Get in.
Honey!
- You're so heavy! - You're my flower...
I'm sure I betrayed and sold my country in my previous life.
You still had the sense to take off your socks.
Good morning, my daughter.
Looks like a bad morning for you, dad.
No, it's a good morning for me too.
Mom, where are my PE clothes?
- I washed them for you. - I can't find them. Find them for me.
Geez! How come you can't find them when they're in your drawers?
I think you need a lot of insurance.
Don't worry. I bet your mom has a lot of insurance out on me.
How come you don't tell me your old man jokes anymore?
Because you said they weren't funny.
I didn't say that. They're funny after you think about them for a long time.
I'm saying you should do what you used to do.
Mom! My PE clothes!
They were in your drawers! You didn't even look! You always make me look for them!
- I'm going to school. - Hey! You're leaving without breakfast?
At least have some milk, you little brat!
Mr. Na! What in the hell...
were you doing in front of the Vice President with your middle finger up?
You're fortunate he didn't see you!
Can you please come to your senses? Get a hold of yourself!
Mr. Na, are you okay?
Of course I am.
I feel good.
You see?
I told you he's bipolar.
He's really strange. He is.
Who is it?
- My dad. - Why? Is he at it again?
I don't like Korean melons.
Do you know why?
Because they make me really lonely.
Where is the most childish place in our country?
Pyeongchang.
We were the types of people who used to drink cider together.
Do we still fight when we go to the sauna?
Are you not allowed to spit in Vietnam?
Who's home does IU belong too?
(Ha ha ha)
- Sir. - Yes?
Do you know which sashimi tastes best when you're crying?
It's none other than this Rockfish.
Cry when you're eating Rockfish!
That's funny! You've always been funny, Mr. Na.
And the sexiest vegetable of them all are...
- mushroom! - Mushrooms!
- Did you eat already? - Yeah, I did.
- What about Ik-hee? - She's sleeping.
You still had the sense to take off your socks.
I'm going to bed.
Ik-hee?
Isn't my dad totally funny? He's so cute.
(Episode 3: Hunminjeongeum Manuscript by King Sejong)
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